Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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