just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
