Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
he puts the penis in happiness.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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