I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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