the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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