Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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