why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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