but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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