Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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