hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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