Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
