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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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