So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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