was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
