i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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