I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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