She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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