I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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