Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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