We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
