I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
