Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
im six kinds of drunk right now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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