i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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