i wish my penis had a tongue
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Are my feet made of real feet?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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