You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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