Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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