its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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