They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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