She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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