I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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