it wasn't lemon gatorade
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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