I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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