Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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