Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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