No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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