its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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