Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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