Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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