Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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