oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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