hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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