with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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