Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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