Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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