me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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