I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Randomize
