Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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