Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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