Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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