I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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