Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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