You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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