Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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