Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
