laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
