Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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